TV grading also on reality TV?
Question for Mr Michael Lucas. Thanks for the insider intel on TV grading. Jen and Reese look even more impeccable. GOOD FOR THEM! Does the grading process also extend to reality TV? Obvs not to the same extent but RHOBH for instance? Youthful faces, age appropriate necks and hands. Or is it just botox and fillers. Thank you both for filling my life with joy with your amazing content and art. Big thanks Emsolator Renee.
Dramatic life announcement needs strategic help
Hi Michael and Em, I need your help to design the most epic, extra dramatic and over the top, long game life announcement. Feel free to trim this letter if you do use it ... I am a rambler. You see, over the last three years, I've been undergoing a major internal and external reconstruction. Internally, I've been diagnosed with ADHD and Autism, said goodbye to toxic relationships, and tried to become a better human. Externally, I have banished 110kg from my body, thanks to bariatric surgery, hard work, and amazing support. It has been tough but so worth it. Next Friday, 27 October, I am having major surgery to remove the excess skin in my abdomen. It is really painful now, constantly pulling, so it has to go. I will be in hospital for weeks, then have months of recovery to follow. They're cutting it all off, even my belly button. From the bottom of my bra to the bikini line, and from hip to hip, like an upside down T. I haven't told many people, just my closest handful of friends and my work. The other day, my BFF and I came up with an idea on how to announce the latest transformation. This is what I need your help with. I want to post Swiftie like Easter eggs on Instagram and Facebook whilst I am in recovery. Nothing that shows I'm not at home or work, but that won't look out of the norm until people look back after they know. Then, once I am recovered enough, I am going to make a video, starting with a black screen and voiceover saying that the old me can't come to the phone right now ... Why? Oh, because she's... Then have flashes of photos and videos showing up whilst "Look What You Made Me Do" plays (I might sing it myself). What I need help with is the Easter eggs. What can I post and say to hide that I'm in hospital? But that will eventually show I'm a mastermind? I usually post a lot, so can't just go silent. I need Michael to help script my plan. I need Em to empathise with how hard it's going to be to not just post about it immediately. I need both your help to make this EPIC. Please! P.S. I am coming to the Sydney show and will only be 5 weeks post op. Please don't make me laugh too hard and bust all my stitches.
It's all shit
First of all, Michael's undie wear/wash schedule has to be the most straight-man-est thing I've ever heard omg 🤢 On that, I have also taken Em's "sphincter sprinkler" analogy and use it on my husband, so now every time I spot a spotty toilet rim, I snapchat him a pic with "sphincter sprinkler" on it, hit "save in chat" so it's always there when he opens up our convo, and the next time I see that toilet it is miraculously spotless again 😂 So question time, as writers and actors fight against AI, what are your thoughts on Kendall, Paris, etc handing over their likenesses for wads of cash to become AI influencers? They definitely don't need more cash, and I'm scared for my daughter having to navigate this stuff. There's just always more bullshit coming!