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Gooey good moisture… how to get it, good!
Hi Team! I’m soooooo sensory and I’m struggling with the ‘moistness’ involved in the horizontal mambo. Love me some slapping the sticks together… don’t love me the drips and bits. How do you psych yourself up to enter the den of love when you just know it’s going to be, well, frankly… gross? Appreciate you. Appreciate your patience with my million ellipses. R
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priceless misheard song lyrics
What’s a cracker misheard song lyric that you’ve got? (I always hear “cheap wine and a three leg-ged whore” in that Jimmy Barnes song. I refuse to look up the actual lyrics as I know it will be a let down 😂 and the neighbors are currently having a party and they just played it so made me think of this question!!)
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